Sick leave…

You know you’ve been gone from the office on sick leave far too long when…

• You’re no longer sleeping 16 hours a day
• Your coughed up phlegm resembles various office paraphernalia
• Even the funniest TV shows start being boring
• You’ve exhausted every entertainment magazine in the house
• Blowing your nose doesn’t gross out everyone at home anymore
• You start missing your social life
• The sight of chicken mushroom soup causes illusions to wave in front of your eyes
• You know the TV schedule by heart
• Your colleagues actually start asking where you’ve been…
• Your eyes start opening at 6 am!

Well, Im BACK! Sickness and aLL! wOO hoo! The lingering cough shall soon leave, the nose-blowing music will mute itself, and the fevers already been chased away. Here’s to a speedy recovery and good health! AMEN!